Authors: this form is not rocket science
Keywords: marketing, self-publishing, blogging
It is three in the morning eastern standard time. Really truly I thought I would be back in bed like a civilized lass by now. But I am taking out a few minutes in the middle of the early morning because I am utterly baffled on something when it comes to my sister and fellow authors: why can so few of you follow kindergarten level instructions?
If you follow this blog you know that on Thursdays I run a character profile column based on the Chris Matthews’ Show column called “tell me something I do not know.” On his show, Chris Matthews gives political pundits about 15 seconds each to tell viewers something they do not know and should know about current events and politics. I can be a bit of a political junkie at times; Meet The Press is my favourite program on NBC. And yes, I confess I love the dedicated journalism of NBC London’s Keir Simmons; he is definitely a role model to look up to as a writer.
Taking a page from this journalism, these character profiles are designed to be SHORT. Firstly, they are completely free to the authors featured — as opposed to book cover reveals which tend to be PAID ADVERTISEMENTS (and no, I do not find those effective from a marketing standpoint).
Secondly and perhaps most importantly, the purpose of these profiles are to get you CURIOUS. When you as a reader are curious about something, you take the initiative to learn more about it, to explore it. The discovery process is satisfying for us as humans; we like to sample and try things ourselves. When authors deny us this process by overselling, our instinct is to move on.
I assume that someone able to self publish on the above is capable of filling out these fields.
Apparently though I am wrong. This is discouraging because I genuinely want to profile more character from more secular children’s, middle grade, and young adult books on this blog (if you are an author of these, please email me at peersofbeinan at gmail dot com with your inquiry and proposal). I love working together to bring great independent and small press books out there to readers like you. But seriously: this is a favour to you, a service. I am not your mother, I am not your editor. Do not treat me as one unless you want to pay me for the privilege. Do not get cute or think that the rules here do not apply to you. Because at this point instead of playing mommy dearest and treating you like a child, I am simply now rejecting submissions.
This form is not hard. It is not rocket science. If you can pass 2nd grade, let alone write for the 2nd grade, you can follow my instructions — or at least email me back for clarification on what I mean.
Time to grow up, folks! Self publishing is not for the feint of heart. If your aim is to fail at this industry, the best way I know is to disrespect bloggers and other writers doing you favours like this.
I for one am done playing mommy.